Funny Quotes
There is a lot to find funny if you just let your funny bone out of its' shell.
Byron Pulsifer
If we stop taking everything so seriously, we can more easily release ourselves to play in brand-new areas - on new playgrounds. There's really no way to do anything "wrong" when you determine to approach an endeavour playfully.
Sue Ellen Cooper, The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines, Stories Of Inspiration And Hattitude
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
Josh Groban
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Author Unknown
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Author Unknown
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
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