Drivers Quotes

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
~American Proverb

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
Larry Lujack

A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
Robert Brault

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
Will Rogers

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker

Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused. ~Ernest Greenwood

Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.
Grey Livingston