The one sure fire way to avoid bad drivers is to leave your car parked in the garage.
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused. ~Ernest Greenwood
Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.
Patience ... New Beginnings ... Character